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Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Sunday, April 10, 2011
If I were an Earthquake
If I were an Earthquake,
I would shake over houses, buildings and power lines.
I would rattle as many buildings,
Until they would crash to the solid ground.
I would tumble down power lines,
I would crack up the road as enormous as possible,
And frighten the life of all residents,
To run away from home.For all too soon,
The plates underneath would like each other again,
And I must calm myself down as well,
And go to sleep again.
If only I were an Earthquake.
My 9th Tooth has fallen out!
Oh yes, that's right, my um.... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ah ha!
My 9th tooth has fallen out!
It's those chewing ones well, I should call it the chewing one because:
1. It's the first chewing tooth that's fallen out (and)
2. It's the first chewing tooth to my left and right!
It was soooo weird how it fell out!
Wait - soooo isn't a word so... uh so... what?
Never mind about words!
And Note to people who always faint, but everyone needs to know this:
If you do not like to faint and you like to faint, read on.
And if you don't like to faint, shut down this computer IMMEDIATELY, and go to your nearest Shoe Shop, and ask for a Cheese Burger. And stop being a cry baby. Also, if you are a baby I've got 2 things for you:
1. I didn't know you could read!
2. You're a Cry Baby literally!
Note: This may not be helpful, but it'll be funny!
Anyway, this is how it happened, but, the funny way of course! Why would it not?
I would faint if I talked about it, or would it be writing? Because I'm writing this at 6:50PM and it fell out 25 minutes ago! OR maybe I would faint when I looked at my own RED tooth! But let's not talk about how the REAL way how it happened the Awful, painful - by the way it was painful, I'm not just adding Metaphors!
But, back to what I was saying the Awuful, painful way! Let's go to the funny side of the story.
Why funny? Because funny is fun! And when funny is fun, fun is funny! And when... ahh! Let's just get on the funny side of the story, before we get carried away from anything else!
Now wait a minute! We cannot get carried away, can we? Well, we can, but not in this principal, but let's now move on!
It all started when the family started eating revolting poached egg. I had egg by it's own, disgusting!
I chose to have a luscious Toasted Sandwich, Cheese flavour.
I had 1 and a half of them, why not 2? Because, that second one, or was it one second? I don't get it with that language! I might as well move to a not-so-confusing country, and maybe more better, like the UK or China, but at the moment, I can't because I'm writing this so I might as well go now and forget this, but that would make this story boring, so I must type on no matter what!
As I was saying, why not 2? Because when I bit the second one, you know what happened!
It fell out! Well, it didn't exactly fall out, because something like a wire was clinging onto the luscious Bubble Gum and the tooth - no, wrong type of gum, start again. Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Kauri Gum and the tooth - what? Do you see what I mean with this silly language? There are too many homophones in this world! Well, country anyway!
I'll try again, Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Mouth Gum - ah there we are!
I wasn't looking forward to this at all! All that I could think was that Mum was going to get a string, and pull it the old fashion way! Or maybe she was going to get the scissors and cut the wire thing, but I wasn't going to let ANYTHING happen to me now, I sprinted my way towards the door, and went into the bathroom, I pulled it, the wrong thing to do, why? Because I didn't have a cup. I don't have a cup! I'm bleeding, and I don't want to get blood on the floor what should I do?
Luckily, Mum wasn't going to pull out my bleeding tooth some horrible way, because she got me a glass of water, just what I needed! I just drank it, without thinking, I was really thirsty at the time! I filled the glass with water from the tap in the bathroom, sipped, and spat. I did this about 10 times, why? Because I absolutely HATE blood, so I wanted to get rid of all of it!
Next, was the salt water, I was not going to like this!
But, I had to gulp it down, well, not really gulp it down, but what I mean, is rinse it in my mouth.
I have already had salt water in my mouth because of teeth falling out, but the first time, was when I was at the beach. I was playing in the water with my siblings, until, the salty salt water got pushed into my open wide mouth. The water was in, and the most worst thing that happened, is that I swallowed it!
The taste was horrible! I couldn't believe what it tasted like! I jumped out of the water and ran towards real water. I drank almost half my bottle, and I wasn't surprised, it was SO awful having my mouth full of salt water!
(Now back to rinsing salt water in my mouth,) I asked Mum to come and see me and see if I was still bleeding - what a wimp I was! I don't know why I asked, because I've been rinsing for at least 20 minutes! It wasn't bleeding DUHH! I yelled to myself. I went back to the table and of course, no one was there, and I was not there to gobble another Toasted Sandwich and make another tooth fall out, because the opposite side is another wiggly tooth, so nope, I wasn't having anything to crunch on. Instead, it was going to be soft, luxury Ice-Cream. The flavour? Coconut and Chocolate made by the wonderful Tip Top!
Oh, how I love that flavour! It feels like you're in heaven when you eat just a minute piece of it. Even though you only need a little to get the amazing taste, but I still have a lot because 'Bigger is Better!'
And that is mainly it for how my 9th tooth fell out, and what happened during the time, but I've got one more
thing to tell you:
Stay tuned for another story how my 10th tooth has fallen out, it'll be better than this one, and that's a promise! It hasn't fallen out yet, but I'm very sure that it's going to fall out tonight, or tomorrow!
Who knows?
My 9th tooth has fallen out!
It's those chewing ones well, I should call it the chewing one because:
1. It's the first chewing tooth that's fallen out (and)
2. It's the first chewing tooth to my left and right!
It was soooo weird how it fell out!
Wait - soooo isn't a word so... uh so... what?
Never mind about words!
And Note to people who always faint, but everyone needs to know this:
If you do not like to faint and you like to faint, read on.
And if you don't like to faint, shut down this computer IMMEDIATELY, and go to your nearest Shoe Shop, and ask for a Cheese Burger. And stop being a cry baby. Also, if you are a baby I've got 2 things for you:
1. I didn't know you could read!
2. You're a Cry Baby literally!
Note: This may not be helpful, but it'll be funny!
Anyway, this is how it happened, but, the funny way of course! Why would it not?
I would faint if I talked about it, or would it be writing? Because I'm writing this at 6:50PM and it fell out 25 minutes ago! OR maybe I would faint when I looked at my own RED tooth! But let's not talk about how the REAL way how it happened the Awful, painful - by the way it was painful, I'm not just adding Metaphors!But, back to what I was saying the Awuful, painful way! Let's go to the funny side of the story.
Why funny? Because funny is fun! And when funny is fun, fun is funny! And when... ahh! Let's just get on the funny side of the story, before we get carried away from anything else!
Now wait a minute! We cannot get carried away, can we? Well, we can, but not in this principal, but let's now move on!
It all started when the family started eating revolting poached egg. I had egg by it's own, disgusting!
I chose to have a luscious Toasted Sandwich, Cheese flavour.
I had 1 and a half of them, why not 2? Because, that second one, or was it one second? I don't get it with that language! I might as well move to a not-so-confusing country, and maybe more better, like the UK or China, but at the moment, I can't because I'm writing this so I might as well go now and forget this, but that would make this story boring, so I must type on no matter what!
As I was saying, why not 2? Because when I bit the second one, you know what happened!
It fell out! Well, it didn't exactly fall out, because something like a wire was clinging onto the luscious Bubble Gum and the tooth - no, wrong type of gum, start again. Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Kauri Gum and the tooth - what? Do you see what I mean with this silly language? There are too many homophones in this world! Well, country anyway!
I'll try again, Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Mouth Gum - ah there we are!
I wasn't looking forward to this at all! All that I could think was that Mum was going to get a string, and pull it the old fashion way! Or maybe she was going to get the scissors and cut the wire thing, but I wasn't going to let ANYTHING happen to me now, I sprinted my way towards the door, and went into the bathroom, I pulled it, the wrong thing to do, why? Because I didn't have a cup. I don't have a cup! I'm bleeding, and I don't want to get blood on the floor what should I do?
Luckily, Mum wasn't going to pull out my bleeding tooth some horrible way, because she got me a glass of water, just what I needed! I just drank it, without thinking, I was really thirsty at the time! I filled the glass with water from the tap in the bathroom, sipped, and spat. I did this about 10 times, why? Because I absolutely HATE blood, so I wanted to get rid of all of it!
Next, was the salt water, I was not going to like this!
But, I had to gulp it down, well, not really gulp it down, but what I mean, is rinse it in my mouth.
I have already had salt water in my mouth because of teeth falling out, but the first time, was when I was at the beach. I was playing in the water with my siblings, until, the salty salt water got pushed into my open wide mouth. The water was in, and the most worst thing that happened, is that I swallowed it!
The taste was horrible! I couldn't believe what it tasted like! I jumped out of the water and ran towards real water. I drank almost half my bottle, and I wasn't surprised, it was SO awful having my mouth full of salt water!
(Now back to rinsing salt water in my mouth,) I asked Mum to come and see me and see if I was still bleeding - what a wimp I was! I don't know why I asked, because I've been rinsing for at least 20 minutes! It wasn't bleeding DUHH! I yelled to myself. I went back to the table and of course, no one was there, and I was not there to gobble another Toasted Sandwich and make another tooth fall out, because the opposite side is another wiggly tooth, so nope, I wasn't having anything to crunch on. Instead, it was going to be soft, luxury Ice-Cream. The flavour? Coconut and Chocolate made by the wonderful Tip Top!Oh, how I love that flavour! It feels like you're in heaven when you eat just a minute piece of it. Even though you only need a little to get the amazing taste, but I still have a lot because 'Bigger is Better!'
And that is mainly it for how my 9th tooth fell out, and what happened during the time, but I've got one more
thing to tell you:
Stay tuned for another story how my 10th tooth has fallen out, it'll be better than this one, and that's a promise! It hasn't fallen out yet, but I'm very sure that it's going to fall out tonight, or tomorrow!
Who knows?
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