Wednesday, September 14, 2011
More stuff coming soon!
Because the end of the year is coming, there will be more posts coming soon!
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Another NEW, COOL blog!
Are you ready for this?
Because now there is now a BRAND NEW blog!
This blog is not 1 post per month, it's 1 post per day!
Unfortunately, this blog is private, so if you have received an email from me, you are very welcome, otherwise, if you haven't received one, here is your opportunity to still look at this blog and receive a note from me, this is how:
* Comment below (which says # comments) and just type your email address, you will receive a note from me and an invitation to start looking!
* You must describe yourself, (like your First and Last Name), because if I don't think I know you, you shall never receive an email from me.
Want to start looking at this modern blog?
Then click on 'Josh's COOL Daily Blog' page up the top!
Or, if you wish to comment to be able to look at this private blog, click on the '# comments'.
Because now there is now a BRAND NEW blog!
This blog is not 1 post per month, it's 1 post per day!
Unfortunately, this blog is private, so if you have received an email from me, you are very welcome, otherwise, if you haven't received one, here is your opportunity to still look at this blog and receive a note from me, this is how:
* Comment below (which says # comments) and just type your email address, you will receive a note from me and an invitation to start looking!
* You must describe yourself, (like your First and Last Name), because if I don't think I know you, you shall never receive an email from me.
Want to start looking at this modern blog?
Then click on 'Josh's COOL Daily Blog' page up the top!
Or, if you wish to comment to be able to look at this private blog, click on the '# comments'.
Sunday, April 10, 2011
If I were an Earthquake
If I were an Earthquake,
I would shake over houses, buildings and power lines.
I would rattle as many buildings,
Until they would crash to the solid ground.
I would tumble down power lines,
I would crack up the road as enormous as possible,
And frighten the life of all residents,
To run away from home.For all too soon,
The plates underneath would like each other again,
And I must calm myself down as well,
And go to sleep again.
If only I were an Earthquake.
My 9th Tooth has fallen out!
Oh yes, that's right, my um.... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, ah ha!
My 9th tooth has fallen out!
It's those chewing ones well, I should call it the chewing one because:
1. It's the first chewing tooth that's fallen out (and)
2. It's the first chewing tooth to my left and right!
It was soooo weird how it fell out!
Wait - soooo isn't a word so... uh so... what?
Never mind about words!
And Note to people who always faint, but everyone needs to know this:
If you do not like to faint and you like to faint, read on.
And if you don't like to faint, shut down this computer IMMEDIATELY, and go to your nearest Shoe Shop, and ask for a Cheese Burger. And stop being a cry baby. Also, if you are a baby I've got 2 things for you:
1. I didn't know you could read!
2. You're a Cry Baby literally!
Note: This may not be helpful, but it'll be funny!
Anyway, this is how it happened, but, the funny way of course! Why would it not?
I would faint if I talked about it, or would it be writing? Because I'm writing this at 6:50PM and it fell out 25 minutes ago! OR maybe I would faint when I looked at my own RED tooth! But let's not talk about how the REAL way how it happened the Awful, painful - by the way it was painful, I'm not just adding Metaphors!
But, back to what I was saying the Awuful, painful way! Let's go to the funny side of the story.
Why funny? Because funny is fun! And when funny is fun, fun is funny! And when... ahh! Let's just get on the funny side of the story, before we get carried away from anything else!
Now wait a minute! We cannot get carried away, can we? Well, we can, but not in this principal, but let's now move on!
It all started when the family started eating revolting poached egg. I had egg by it's own, disgusting!
I chose to have a luscious Toasted Sandwich, Cheese flavour.
I had 1 and a half of them, why not 2? Because, that second one, or was it one second? I don't get it with that language! I might as well move to a not-so-confusing country, and maybe more better, like the UK or China, but at the moment, I can't because I'm writing this so I might as well go now and forget this, but that would make this story boring, so I must type on no matter what!
As I was saying, why not 2? Because when I bit the second one, you know what happened!
It fell out! Well, it didn't exactly fall out, because something like a wire was clinging onto the luscious Bubble Gum and the tooth - no, wrong type of gum, start again. Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Kauri Gum and the tooth - what? Do you see what I mean with this silly language? There are too many homophones in this world! Well, country anyway!
I'll try again, Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Mouth Gum - ah there we are!
I wasn't looking forward to this at all! All that I could think was that Mum was going to get a string, and pull it the old fashion way! Or maybe she was going to get the scissors and cut the wire thing, but I wasn't going to let ANYTHING happen to me now, I sprinted my way towards the door, and went into the bathroom, I pulled it, the wrong thing to do, why? Because I didn't have a cup. I don't have a cup! I'm bleeding, and I don't want to get blood on the floor what should I do?
Luckily, Mum wasn't going to pull out my bleeding tooth some horrible way, because she got me a glass of water, just what I needed! I just drank it, without thinking, I was really thirsty at the time! I filled the glass with water from the tap in the bathroom, sipped, and spat. I did this about 10 times, why? Because I absolutely HATE blood, so I wanted to get rid of all of it!
Next, was the salt water, I was not going to like this!
But, I had to gulp it down, well, not really gulp it down, but what I mean, is rinse it in my mouth.
I have already had salt water in my mouth because of teeth falling out, but the first time, was when I was at the beach. I was playing in the water with my siblings, until, the salty salt water got pushed into my open wide mouth. The water was in, and the most worst thing that happened, is that I swallowed it!
The taste was horrible! I couldn't believe what it tasted like! I jumped out of the water and ran towards real water. I drank almost half my bottle, and I wasn't surprised, it was SO awful having my mouth full of salt water!
(Now back to rinsing salt water in my mouth,) I asked Mum to come and see me and see if I was still bleeding - what a wimp I was! I don't know why I asked, because I've been rinsing for at least 20 minutes! It wasn't bleeding DUHH! I yelled to myself. I went back to the table and of course, no one was there, and I was not there to gobble another Toasted Sandwich and make another tooth fall out, because the opposite side is another wiggly tooth, so nope, I wasn't having anything to crunch on. Instead, it was going to be soft, luxury Ice-Cream. The flavour? Coconut and Chocolate made by the wonderful Tip Top!
Oh, how I love that flavour! It feels like you're in heaven when you eat just a minute piece of it. Even though you only need a little to get the amazing taste, but I still have a lot because 'Bigger is Better!'
And that is mainly it for how my 9th tooth fell out, and what happened during the time, but I've got one more
thing to tell you:
Stay tuned for another story how my 10th tooth has fallen out, it'll be better than this one, and that's a promise! It hasn't fallen out yet, but I'm very sure that it's going to fall out tonight, or tomorrow!
Who knows?
My 9th tooth has fallen out!
It's those chewing ones well, I should call it the chewing one because:
1. It's the first chewing tooth that's fallen out (and)
2. It's the first chewing tooth to my left and right!
It was soooo weird how it fell out!
Wait - soooo isn't a word so... uh so... what?
Never mind about words!
And Note to people who always faint, but everyone needs to know this:
If you do not like to faint and you like to faint, read on.
And if you don't like to faint, shut down this computer IMMEDIATELY, and go to your nearest Shoe Shop, and ask for a Cheese Burger. And stop being a cry baby. Also, if you are a baby I've got 2 things for you:
1. I didn't know you could read!
2. You're a Cry Baby literally!
Note: This may not be helpful, but it'll be funny!
Anyway, this is how it happened, but, the funny way of course! Why would it not?
I would faint if I talked about it, or would it be writing? Because I'm writing this at 6:50PM and it fell out 25 minutes ago! OR maybe I would faint when I looked at my own RED tooth! But let's not talk about how the REAL way how it happened the Awful, painful - by the way it was painful, I'm not just adding Metaphors!But, back to what I was saying the Awuful, painful way! Let's go to the funny side of the story.
Why funny? Because funny is fun! And when funny is fun, fun is funny! And when... ahh! Let's just get on the funny side of the story, before we get carried away from anything else!
Now wait a minute! We cannot get carried away, can we? Well, we can, but not in this principal, but let's now move on!
It all started when the family started eating revolting poached egg. I had egg by it's own, disgusting!
I chose to have a luscious Toasted Sandwich, Cheese flavour.
I had 1 and a half of them, why not 2? Because, that second one, or was it one second? I don't get it with that language! I might as well move to a not-so-confusing country, and maybe more better, like the UK or China, but at the moment, I can't because I'm writing this so I might as well go now and forget this, but that would make this story boring, so I must type on no matter what!
As I was saying, why not 2? Because when I bit the second one, you know what happened!
It fell out! Well, it didn't exactly fall out, because something like a wire was clinging onto the luscious Bubble Gum and the tooth - no, wrong type of gum, start again. Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Kauri Gum and the tooth - what? Do you see what I mean with this silly language? There are too many homophones in this world! Well, country anyway!
I'll try again, Because something like a wire was clinging onto the Mouth Gum - ah there we are!
I wasn't looking forward to this at all! All that I could think was that Mum was going to get a string, and pull it the old fashion way! Or maybe she was going to get the scissors and cut the wire thing, but I wasn't going to let ANYTHING happen to me now, I sprinted my way towards the door, and went into the bathroom, I pulled it, the wrong thing to do, why? Because I didn't have a cup. I don't have a cup! I'm bleeding, and I don't want to get blood on the floor what should I do?
Luckily, Mum wasn't going to pull out my bleeding tooth some horrible way, because she got me a glass of water, just what I needed! I just drank it, without thinking, I was really thirsty at the time! I filled the glass with water from the tap in the bathroom, sipped, and spat. I did this about 10 times, why? Because I absolutely HATE blood, so I wanted to get rid of all of it!
Next, was the salt water, I was not going to like this!
But, I had to gulp it down, well, not really gulp it down, but what I mean, is rinse it in my mouth.
I have already had salt water in my mouth because of teeth falling out, but the first time, was when I was at the beach. I was playing in the water with my siblings, until, the salty salt water got pushed into my open wide mouth. The water was in, and the most worst thing that happened, is that I swallowed it!
The taste was horrible! I couldn't believe what it tasted like! I jumped out of the water and ran towards real water. I drank almost half my bottle, and I wasn't surprised, it was SO awful having my mouth full of salt water!
(Now back to rinsing salt water in my mouth,) I asked Mum to come and see me and see if I was still bleeding - what a wimp I was! I don't know why I asked, because I've been rinsing for at least 20 minutes! It wasn't bleeding DUHH! I yelled to myself. I went back to the table and of course, no one was there, and I was not there to gobble another Toasted Sandwich and make another tooth fall out, because the opposite side is another wiggly tooth, so nope, I wasn't having anything to crunch on. Instead, it was going to be soft, luxury Ice-Cream. The flavour? Coconut and Chocolate made by the wonderful Tip Top!Oh, how I love that flavour! It feels like you're in heaven when you eat just a minute piece of it. Even though you only need a little to get the amazing taste, but I still have a lot because 'Bigger is Better!'
And that is mainly it for how my 9th tooth fell out, and what happened during the time, but I've got one more
thing to tell you:
Stay tuned for another story how my 10th tooth has fallen out, it'll be better than this one, and that's a promise! It hasn't fallen out yet, but I'm very sure that it's going to fall out tonight, or tomorrow!
Who knows?
Monday, March 21, 2011
Virtual DJ Home FREE
This is a AWESOME software for Windows and Apple computers!
This is what Virtual DJ looks like on Windows:
It is worth trying out, no viruses, I have got it so it's safe.
Features:
Change the Key tone
Play two songs at once
Make a playlist (can't save)
Sound Effects
Scratch
Loop Songs
Mix songs
Time (00:00:00)
Cue songs
AND MORE!
If you wish to download it, please click here.
Instructions for downloading:
Click on the URL VirtualDJ Home v7.0.3 PC for Windows
Or Click on the URL VirtualDJ Home v7.0.3 MAC for Macintosh
See what you can discover! I have only tried it for 4 days and found so many cool things!
Have Fun Mixing!
This is what Virtual DJ looks like on Windows:
It is worth trying out, no viruses, I have got it so it's safe.
Features:
Change the Key tone
Play two songs at once
Make a playlist (can't save)
Sound Effects
Scratch
Loop Songs
Mix songs
Time (00:00:00)
Cue songs
AND MORE!
If you wish to download it, please click here.
Instructions for downloading:
Click on the URL VirtualDJ Home v7.0.3 PC for Windows
Or Click on the URL VirtualDJ Home v7.0.3 MAC for Macintosh
See what you can discover! I have only tried it for 4 days and found so many cool things!
Have Fun Mixing!
Monday, March 14, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
UPDATES ON CHRISTCHURCH AND JAPAN QUAKE
There is a new page so you now can not only look at stuff I write and make,
but now, I am getting footage of the quakes
To go there, click here.
If you would like to give a donation to Christchurch, your best option is to donate to The Salvation Army - They will help the BEST! Or if you prefer not to donate to The Salvation Army, you are welcome to donate to the Red Cross.
Thank you for your support!
but now, I am getting footage of the quakes
To go there, click here.
If you would like to give a donation to Christchurch, your best option is to donate to The Salvation Army - They will help the BEST! Or if you prefer not to donate to The Salvation Army, you are welcome to donate to the Red Cross.
Thank you for your support!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Too many floods
Floods,
Floods.
Too many floods on Earth.
Trees, grass, all soaked up.
Roads all vanish,
Dirt in water,
All like one river together
No land, none at all,
No sun in the sky, because the clouds are killing it.
No electricity, no power lines surviving.
At least most people have torches and radios!
All too wet.
All too soggy.
Floods.
By Josh
Floods.
Too many floods on Earth.
Trees, grass, all soaked up.
Roads all vanish,
Dirt in water,
All like one river together
No land, none at all,
No sun in the sky, because the clouds are killing it.
No electricity, no power lines surviving.
At least most people have torches and radios!
All too wet.
All too soggy.
Floods.
By Josh
Sunday, February 13, 2011
The Mysterious ticking noise
Take a look at this puppet show,
as a song!
What do you think? Comment below!
as a song!
What do you think? Comment below!
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
NEW LINK
The link to this blog is changing, instead of welcometojoshuasblog.blogspot.com,
it is going to be joshuascoolblog.blogspot.com this will change on February the 1st 2011
it is going to be joshuascoolblog.blogspot.com this will change on February the 1st 2011
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
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