To Mrs Mosquito

To Mrs Mosquito
I am writing to you this quickish letter (even though you're so busy annoying more people
you've got no time to read this) to tell you how much I love you.
     I don't not even 0.1% I hate you 100%!
Every time you chew on me, I dislike you, that my face goes red,

like the fire engine colour, that my hairs stick up like little silver pins,
and also, that a monstrous store of smoke puffs out of my ears.
This is because of you, yes you, you're the teency one who makes me do this every 24 hours!
      I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
You keep me up all night making me itch like a maniac.
Then, morning drops by, and I feel like having a long, slow snooze,
When I'm suppose to be at school!
     And just to warn you (and I'm only saying this once), that you are going to be swatted, just like that, and it will be bye - bye to little you.


Yours Sincerely,
Joshua.