To Mrs Mosquito

To Mrs Mosquito
I am writing to you this quickish letter (even though you're so busy annoying more people
you've got no time to read this) to tell you how much I love you.
     I don't not even 0.1% I hate you 100%!
Every time you chew on me, I dislike you, that my face goes red,

like the fire engine colour, that my hairs stick up like little silver pins,
and also, that a monstrous store of smoke puffs out of my ears.
This is because of you, yes you, you're the teency one who makes me do this every 24 hours!
      I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
You keep me up all night making me itch like a maniac.
Then, morning drops by, and I feel like having a long, slow snooze,
When I'm suppose to be at school!
     And just to warn you (and I'm only saying this once), that you are going to be swatted, just like that, and it will be bye - bye to little you.


Yours Sincerely,
Joshua.

To Joshua

Dear Joshua

I'm very sorry that this letter is kind of short, but I have a wee few things to talk about.                                   

All I do nearly every single day is sucking delicious blood right?

I do this stupid thing to survive.

All I do is suck luscious Red blood; nothing else, and then it gets boring for about 4 hours,

so I suck to get attention now, I want to play human games, and stuff.

Where you live, is an outstanding colony, and is close to where I live, 

and it's hard to go to someone else's colony, it's like running, and so you're the one I can suck blood, mainly.

I am so sorry that I'm sucking a part of you, but I'm trying to forget about doing the pesky habit,

So far I can survive once a month, and it will get better like once every 5 months! I hope you will be happy with that!

Yours Sincerely

Madison Mosquito