To Mrs Mosquito

To Mrs Mosquito
I am writing to you this quickish letter (even though you're so busy annoying more people
you've got no time to read this) to tell you how much I love you.
     I don't not even 0.1% I hate you 100%!
Every time you chew on me, I dislike you, that my face goes red,

like the fire engine colour, that my hairs stick up like little silver pins,
and also, that a monstrous store of smoke puffs out of my ears.
This is because of you, yes you, you're the teency one who makes me do this every 24 hours!
      I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!
You keep me up all night making me itch like a maniac.
Then, morning drops by, and I feel like having a long, slow snooze,
When I'm suppose to be at school!
     And just to warn you (and I'm only saying this once), that you are going to be swatted, just like that, and it will be bye - bye to little you.


Yours Sincerely,
Joshua.

To Joshua

Dear Joshua

I'm very sorry that this letter is kind of short, but I have a wee few things to talk about.                                   

All I do nearly every single day is sucking delicious blood right?

I do this stupid thing to survive.

All I do is suck luscious Red blood; nothing else, and then it gets boring for about 4 hours,

so I suck to get attention now, I want to play human games, and stuff.

Where you live, is an outstanding colony, and is close to where I live, 

and it's hard to go to someone else's colony, it's like running, and so you're the one I can suck blood, mainly.

I am so sorry that I'm sucking a part of you, but I'm trying to forget about doing the pesky habit,

So far I can survive once a month, and it will get better like once every 5 months! I hope you will be happy with that!

Yours Sincerely

Madison Mosquito

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Thanks
Josh

ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

Hello everyone,
Just to let you know that this is a VERY IMPORTANT notice.
This site is going to change to joshuascoolblog.blogspot.com (if it will be available)
that will change on the 1st of January 2011 4:00pm (NZ)
If you think it should not change please comment below IMMEDIATELY
as this is VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!


Thanks

Josh

Just to let you know

Just to let you know, I have launched pages (like more blogs, but only 1 HUGE post about something) please check on them every now and again, as some are important,
like Important notices you NEED to know. Please open this as This page is the most important,
or with 'Websites', this is for people who like playing games, looking on other people's blogs, or looking on TV websites (like Cartoon network).

Or the other one is BRAND NEW called 'Recipes' this page is for
people who don't know what to have for Breakfast Lunch, Dinner,
or Afternoon tea etc. or just to make for fun! So remember to check that on
out as well!

If you don't know where the links are, they are on the right side of this site.



Josh

The Muddy Run

As we walk to the paddock for the scary event (well scary
for me anyway), I walk as slow as a snail,
even though I'm going to get there sometime!

20 minutes later, we got there,
I didn't know what to do to not get in,
so I guessed that I just had to get in!

Once I put my foot in, I just got out, until I put
my foot in once more, Hmmmm... not bad, I suppose!
Until I put my other foot in... AHHHHH! It was so squishy
I could feel the mud slither in between my toes... UHHHHH!!
I hop out as swiftly as possible,
Mrs Glasgow showed up, she asked me if I would like to hold her hand,
I thought that would be a great idea!
So that's what I did.

I started to go in first, YUCK!
I want to get out! I did want to get out, but I also
wanted to take a resopnsible risk.
So I kept on going.
It got deeper and deeper, until the mud got up around
half of my shirt.
There were heaps of creepy crawly critters like:
Ants, Flys, especially Spiders!
We were nearly at the end, but I just got out,
I felt proud of myself, but possibly I might just do the
Mud Run all by myself this year!

P.S. I only said: POSSIBLY!


By Joshua

Winter mornings

The mornings have frost.
Freezing and chilly at school.
Then, the cool breeze blows.



By Joshua

The Chair Lift

I was at the snow, and I was about to go on the chair lift.
So I lined up the big line and waited, and waited, and waited, then,
it was FINALLY my turn.
I was so exited, then I sat down, and away I went.
CLICK! CLACK! CLOCK!
When I looked down it looked like the was a monster face laughing,
it felt like I was about to fall down from 10,000 feet up in the air.
But I tried to think of something else as I looked at the view.
"WOW!" I say with amazement.
"What do you know? Its over! Wheew!"

By Joshua

Camp 2010

If you know me and you are one of my school mates at school or a teacher then you might
be wondering why I am sick and how I got it, well, this is the story:

Around the middle of June, me my brother and my Dad went to
a camp, at the end, we went home and the next day my brother was SICK! Then 2 days later, I was sick!
It was such an awful thing! Then we heard the other people who went to camp with us, (about 16) nearly all of them were sick as well!

But the main thing we want to know is who was the person who gave it to a whole
lot of people, but, maybe but hardly possible, someone from somewhere else like from a school gave it to us, but I really think that is really impossible to happen as nearly everyone who went to camp with us got sick.

I also want to know is that why did they have to go to camp, because they gave it to a lot of people and it just doesn't work out for me, because they could have just stayed home and got their money back since they wouldn't go to camp, but they did, and I am just disappointed why they went to camp because it is just not fair to other people.

Story was made by Joshua

Why Tigers Make The BEST Pets

I think Tigers would make the best pets.
Because they look


soooooooo cute,
and they would always want to race with you.
They also feel very cuddly pets.

That's why I think everyone should have a Tiger as a pet.

By Joshua

Let's Go To School!

At last! We are dashing to school!

I rushed to the car, with my weighty bag, grabbing on to me

as tight as possible on my back!

Off we went to school... at 8:57am!

I was bursting to be at school, for I.C.T.,

I was asking my Mum to floor it!

But it seemed see had only went 5km/h faster, until, we were half way,

my Mum asked Daniel to take him in,

I thought this was a awful idea to ask to ask because My Mum really didn't want to...

because she hasn't done her hair!

But Daniel said: "Yes please!"

Until we kept going... My Mum then realised, that she was wearing her 'inside' shoes!

My Mum was repeating: "OH NO!" and then, again... she then realised, that she

didn't brush her teeth! She was now refusing to take Daniel in, but Daniel kept saying: "PLEASE!"

Then at last, we were at school, and as you might have thought, Mum HAD to take Daniel in, and just as I was walking up to the classroom, I said bye,

and I also promised, that I would write this story, and now... here it is!

By Joshua

What I have learnt about Africa:

I have realized that being in Africa is not just hard to work,

It is VERY HARD!

And here is some more I know about Africa:

~They don't have strong houses

~Don't have many jobs

~Don't have clean water ~Most people 

are poor

~They hardly have any clothes

~There is usually not enough food 

for everyone

Things that I want to know:

~What is the usual temperature in Africa?

~What is the difference from Africa, to New Zealand?

~What does the water taste like?

~How much food do they get everyday?

My Thoughts:

~What would it be like if I lived there?

~It would be VERY HARD to look after MYSELF in Africa, with my two brothers!

~I wonder how HOT it is mostly in Africa!

~I would be very tired if I had to work EVERY DAY (like 

fetching water, going shopping-walking)!

~How could we STOP everyone from getting sick?

By Joshua

Hello

Here are a some animations I've been making at school
There will be HEAPS MORE for the year!

Waitangi day

On Waitangi day, My Family, My Grandparents,

and Me, went to Waitangi.

While We were at Waitangi, We saw a fire demonstration about to begin,

I was soooooo Interested what was going to happen!

 Until the fire demonstration began!

They showed us so many unique ways to put out fires!

The last lesson was to NEVER EVER use water to put out fires,

(Unless if you are a fire fighter)

Because once you put a little bit of water,

The fire DOES go out,

But the fire builds up and then goes out.

And that, Made it My BEST holiday ever!  

By Joshua

Pictures of my art

Here is most of my art (I will update this at the end
of the year).

Parts of the Brain

Here is a quick animation about the brain that My Teacher
Gave me-I think it is awesome (Also my classmates!).

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

I wish a very Happy New Year and
children have fun going to your new
class (or staying in the same class)

Bless you all

Joshua
(Maker of this blog)

In my very nasty corner

In my very nasty corner I'd put in barbie dolls,
Opera music, and vomit.

In my nasty corner I'd push cleaning my teeth, feeding our
animals, and making my bed.

In my nasty corner I'd throw, mud, Lettuce, and also
Baked Beans.

In my nasty corner I'd kick Blues clues, Yo gabba gabba, and
The wiggles.

By Joshua

I wish

I wish I were
A door
Inside a house
Squeakily

By Joshua

Cross country

On Wednesday, the 9th of September 2009, at Kaurihohore school,
It was time for the biggest race for the whole year at Kauri school:
CROSS COUNTRY!

As I ran around the whole entire school, running as fast as a rocket.
I run around the gravy hard path right beside the road.
"BRUUUUMMMMMM! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
As the cars go by.

Its the last lap, and I was going very fast!!!
Until I ran down the hill and I sprinted around 100km/h!
Then I hit the finish line.
I came 10th on cross country 2009,
I felt proud of myself!

But the funny thing was is that my shirt said '10' on it!!!

By Joshua